Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Thursday, August 25, 2016

Quick Solutions to Common Problems


Problem: Wind keeps blowing the door closed.
Solution: Close the door yourself.
Problem: The sound of water dripping in your sink annoys you.
Solution: Fill the sink with towels.
Problem: Stuff keeps falling from your pant pockets as you drive in your car.
Solution: Drive naked.
Problem: You think an evil spirit is occupying the bottom half of the liquid soap dispenser in your guest bathroom.
Solution: Check with the internet and go with the first solution you find.
--Mitchell Hegman

2 comments:

  1. Mick is down with driving naked....and with doing most everything else that way. Buwahahaha.

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