Idiocy Illustrated

The distance from Helena, Montana to Hilo, Hawaii is slightly more than 3050 miles, calculated as a direct path.  I would draw you a map, but that would actually direct us away from where this blog entry is going.  Instead, study the photograph I have posted below.

 

If you study the file cabinet (brand new and freshly assembled by me) you may notice something odd.

Yep.

I fastened the handle for the top drawer on the inside.

Okay, this is where the blog only sort of takes us—well, me—to Hilo.  That is where my mind was as I put the handle on the top drawer.  In Hilo with Ariel Murphy.

Spending time with Ariel Murphy is smart.

Thinking about her while assembling a file cabinet…not so much.

--Mitchell Hegman