Advice in Addition to “Never Run With Scissors in Your Hand”

-- Never force-feed your pet grizzly bear.

-- Always remove your ice skates before driving.

-- Don’t borrow more money than your spouse can afford to repay.

--Never use a 100 foot bungee cord on a 75 foot jump.

--A wise man does not hire a demolitions expert whose motto is: If a little is good a lot is better!

--Mitchell Hegman