Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Valid Reasons for Becoming Famous


After watching other people become famous for everything from saving the life of another person by beating-up a charging shark to becoming famous for eating light bulbs and carpentry nails, I decided to compile a list of reasons for which I might happily become famous.  Here is a partial list of reasons for which I might enjoy achieving fame:
— becoming famous for finding a way to prepare duck so it tastes like edible food.
— becoming famous for dating George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend—after stealing her from Tom Cruise.
— becoming famous for being the very first successful brain transplant recipient.
— becoming famous for training house cats to accurately prepare federal tax documents.  NOTE: my cats are not terribly accurate but I am trying.
— becoming famous for creating a television advertising blitz more annoying than the old Ginsu knife commercials.
— becoming famous for any kind of generosity.
--Mitchell Hegman

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