Friday, December 5, 2014

Three Notes on Human Health


1.  It is necessary to floss only the teeth you would like to keep.
2.  If you are shaving a part of your body that requires two mirrors and a contorted stance, the use of a straight edge razor is not recommended.
3.  In spite of persistent wives’ tales, laughter is not actually contagious, but gonorrhea is.
--Mitchell Hegman

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