Food (More Like Snacks) For Thought

—A place where water tastes like wine and the trees you water grow bigger than anywhere else is likely a toxic waste site.

—Flamingo’s Dream is not actually a color—no matter what the paint store salesperson says.

—You can’t always get what you want, but with little to no effort, you can contract a venereal disease in Mexico.

—Many bad ideas start with the thought: I wonder if my cat would like…

--Mitchell Hegman