Bathrobe Incident

First thing this morning, in the half-light of dawn, I had a bathrobe incident.  In the event you would like to try this for yourself, here are five easy steps for doing so:

1. Partially open bathroom door.

2. Lean around door and grasp bathrobe hanging on back of door.

3. Pull bathrobe toward you.

4. Hook bathrobe on door lever handle

5. Briskly pull door into face.

--Mitchell Hegman