Something Erma Bombeck Said

Erma Bombeck is (was, sadly) one of my favorite humorists.   I have posted her quotes previously.

I woke late this morning from a night of fitful sleep.  To kick-start start my day, I needed to read through a few of Erma’s quotes.    

I thought I might share a few.  Some funny.  Some profound.

Here is Erma Bombeck in her own words:

—God created man, but I could do better.

—My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

—Children make your life important.

—Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

—Mitchell Hegman