Twisted in the Saying

If the shoe fits, find the other one.

• All is fair in love and getting out of doing the dishes.
• Knowing the speed limit is no reason to drive it.
• Don’t take rocks for granite.
• Having a good business idea is the first step in ruining the rest of our life.
• Look both ways before double-crossing someone.
• There is a time for everything, except herpes.
• If bacon or duct tape can’t fix it, it can’t be fixed.
• Anything worth doing is worth doing after you go fishing.

—Mitchell Hegman