Unusual Takedown Idioms

1. She patched the wrong pocket, twice.
2. That dude has a lot of boat but no lake.
3. He doesn’t have enough soap in his dispenser.
4. It’s pretty obvious her dryer’s lint catchier isn’t doing much catching.
5. He stopped defying gravity a long time ago.
6. She found lost and kept it.
7. I’d say he forgot to flip his burger today.
8. Her drone flies in only one direction.

—Mitchell Hegman