Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Thursday, September 18, 2025

If Keys Were Bowling Balls

Here is a list of things I want to know:

  • Who decided hot was a flavor?
  • Why do people keep selling me “deer-proof” plants that deer munch down to sticks within days of me planting them?
  • When is the best time to do something you shouldn’t do?
  • If keys were the size of bowling balls, how would we carry them—and where would we hide them?
  • Why do I keep buying so-called “deer-proof” plants?
  • How different would my life be if my parents had named me Paul, their runner-up choice?
  • If you can’t dance worth a damn, is being an excellent hugger a viable alternative?
  • Is there any occasion when confusion is the optimal response?

—Mitchell Hegman

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