Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Friday, December 12, 2025

A Tilted Conversation

The man leaned in. “Consider the English.”

“English?” the woman asked. “Are we talking about the language or the people?”

“Both. They arrive as a pair.”

“And what, precisely, are we considering?”

“Well,” he said, “they have tilted things a little. Apartments are flats, big trucks are lorries, and girls are birds.”

“I have no quarrel with being a bird. There are worse fates.”

“You’re a fine one, too, my little chickadee, my sweet kinglet.”

“Kinglet carries a hint of boy about it.”

“My dove?”

“Acceptable.”

“My tufted titmouse?”

The woman blinked. “Good grief, no. That sounds a bit brassy.”

“As I said, the English bend words in curious directions.”

—Mitchell Hegman

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