The longer I sat
alongside the bank clerk’s desk (technically, she is classified as a credit
analyst), the more uneasy I became.
First of all, it
was a little weird being inside the bank.
As part of their Covid response, the bank lobby and offices are closed
to walk-in customers. But after a
conversation over the phone, the bank manager agreed to let me inside due to
the complicated nature of my transaction.
The credit
analyst, an attractive blondish woman in her twenties, could not have been more
helpful. Sitting appropriately apart at
the credit analyst’s desk, we both wore our face masks as we worked through
some papers.
And then this…this…thing
started wiggling around inside my brain.
On the desk, not
far from me, sat a large Dixie cup. The
cup was filled with paper binder clips. I
am not a thief. I don’t steal
stuff. But I have this weakness for
binder clips. I use them for
everything. I had two of them clipping
together some of the documents I carried in the bank with me. One is on my kitchen counter as I write
this. Dozens upon dozens are elsewhere
in my house.
And this thing is
squirming around inside my brain. An
urge. I really wanted to take a handful
of the binder clips. Just grab them.
I have had this
urge to snatch a few binder clips previously.
I always manage to poke the urge back into a corner. It is the weirdest thing. I sometimes begin to justify my impulse to swipe
them. I paid for them with my years of
business. I am expected to take
them. They are part of the deal. Whatever.
In the end, I
finished my banking and managed to leave without grabbing any binder clips.
When I arrived
back out at my car after settling my banking transactions, I noticed I had a
pen from the bank in my hand.
Part of the deal,
I guess.
—Mitchell Hegman