Bucket List

Bucket List (Revised)

• Drive to the top of Canyon Ferry Dam and pee off the top on the way-down side. (Note: pay attention for updrafts from apron below)
• Revisit the 1970’s and try to get a better grasp on feral emotions and drug use. Also, try to block the rise of disco music. (Note: do not attend rodeos with Mike and avoid girls with hollow checks)
• Learn to think that Julia Roberts—the famous one—is beautiful. (Note: socially, this may be handy going foreword, especially while leering at women in a bar)
• Fly to Paris, visit the Louvre and then wander Boulevard Saint-Michel, yelling, “Je suis un crayon!” (Note: I am a pencil in only the most technical sense)
• Invent a machine, preferably some kind of small appliance, which will operate on a standard 120 volt circuit and will cure our debt crisis once someone plugs it into the wall. (Note: the machine must draw less than 5 amps to avoid adding to the energy crunch)
• Call or text my daughter every morning and tell her to have a pleasant day. (Note: ignore previous 5 ideas)

--Mitchell Hegman