Good Business

List of business thoughts:

·         Find a way for men to profit from just sitting around and holding themselves “down there” and then hawk the idea in an infomercial.

·         Don’t eat potential customers.  NOTE: see the movie Eating Raoul

·         Start a business where you train cats to ignore their human companions.

·         Create a new bookkeeping system in which negative numbers input on the front side roll-out positive on the backside.

·         Do good work.

·         Discover a secret ingredient that will make caviar taste as good as it sounds.

·         Pet rock II?

·         Develop exercise you can pour from a 16 ounce can or freezer bag.

·         Genetically engineer trees that will grow into dimension lumber.

·         Smile?

--Mitchell Hegman