—You wake in the morning and immediately begin
thinking, with considerable fondness, about the Dixie cup you have been using
when brushing your teeth.
—You spill red wine on your carpet but leave the stain
because you see the likeness of your eighth grade homeroom teacher in the
splotch.
—An idea came to you for creating a sex toy that
uses three sprockets, several chains, and two reciprocating arms.
—You have devised a thirteen-step plan to invest
money. The plan includes convincing a priest
to lie to his dentist.
—Everyone scatters whenever you announce: “I have an idea!”
—You have started collecting ties for specific
occasions.
—Whenever you miss a phone call and no message is
left, you are convinced that it was an alien from outer space calling for
advice about thirteen-step investing plans.
--Mitchell
Hegman
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