Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

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Monday, May 6, 2013

Sure Indications That You Are Overthinking


—You wake in the morning and immediately begin thinking, with considerable fondness, about the Dixie cup you have been using when brushing your teeth.
—You spill red wine on your carpet but leave the stain because you see the likeness of your eighth grade homeroom teacher in the splotch.
—An idea came to you for creating a sex toy that uses three sprockets, several chains, and two reciprocating arms.
—You have devised a thirteen-step plan to invest money.  The plan includes convincing a priest to lie to his dentist.
—Everyone scatters whenever you announce: “I have an idea!”
—You have started collecting ties for specific occasions.
—Whenever you miss a phone call and no message is left, you are convinced that it was an alien from outer space calling for advice about thirteen-step investing plans.
--Mitchell Hegman

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