Almost There

For the last ten or so years I have been trying to put two particular words in the same sentence and then use the sentence intelligently.   A while ago, I almost had a sentence and the perfect opportunity to use it.

Almost.

Just so we are all on the same page and you know what I am up against, the two words in question are “epiphany” and “motherhumper.”  Obviously, the trick is trying to use the term motherhumper intelligently.

--Mitchell Hegman