Quick Solutions to Common Problems

Problem: Wind keeps blowing the door closed.

Solution: Close the door yourself.

Problem: The sound of water dripping in your sink annoys you.

Solution: Fill the sink with towels.

Problem: Stuff keeps falling from your pant pockets as you drive in your car.

Solution: Drive naked.

Problem: You think an evil spirit is occupying the bottom half of the liquid soap dispenser in your guest bathroom.

Solution: Check with the internet and go with the first solution you find.

--Mitchell Hegman