—A cheapskate, a thief,
and a man with his jaw wired shut enter a bar.
Is this a joke?
—If you could permanently
substitute the name of a weed for a curse word, what weed would you use?
—Is it wise to take extra
socks on a suicide mission, just in case the mission fails?
—If a mammalian cat will
chase a rodent mouse, what kind of cat will chase a computer mouse?
--Mitchell Hegman
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