Coffee

Here is my morning thus far:

My television will not output sound.  I can see talking heads, but they are silent.

A mouse got inside my house and has been flinging itself along the baseboards of my living room and den.  After watching the mouse dart behind my entertainment center, I located my remaining 20 pounds of housecat, scooped him up, and placed him at the spot where the mouse disappeared behind the entertainment center.  He immediately freaked out and trotted off to the door and meowed to get out.

I had to shut down my undersink water filtration system because the flow control started to screech and moan.  Seriously, it did.  Sounded like an entire haunted house.

My internet service is intermittent.  Yesterday, I placed a call to my provider.  Seems I need a new wireless router.

It has been a rough first hour over here.

Coffee…at least I have that going for me!

--Mitchell Hegman