Image Crisis

Here is the latest.

I had something of a traumatic experience in the bathroom yesterday morning.  Not to put too fine a point on this: I accidentally caught a glimpse myself naked in the mirror.

What I saw was not wholly human.

At one time I had something of a partially tanned man-shape.  Over more recent years, I have whitened and my shape has becomes somewhat unstructured.   

My first thought when I saw myself was:  “I look like a white potato with arms!”

Actually, that was my second and third thought as well.

I’m ready to be baked over here.

-- Mitchell Hegman