Food for Thought

• Birds eat cat food
• Deer eat bird seed
• Worries eat sleep
• Flies eat smears and puddles (and defecate each time they land)
• Frogs eat flies
• Fish eat shiny things
• Red ant hills eat black widow spiders (have personally witnessed this)
• Pleasure boats eat bank accounts
• Moths eat t-shirts and undies
• Giraffes eat tall trees
• Everything eats time

—Mitchell Hegman