My Personal Periodic Table of Elements

I have been working up my own periodic table of table of important “elements” in my life.  Following are a few I have identified along with their chemical symbol abbreviations:  

Hu – Huckleberry

Cb – Beer (Preferably a Cold Smoke)

Dz – Desiree

St – Scotch

Co – Coffee

Rg – Good (Collectable) Rock

Hp – Houseplant

Br – Broccoli

Hu – Huckleberry

Tp – Toilet Paper

—Mitchell Hegman