Thoughts and Statements

• If cheese hadn’t already been invented, I would have done it myself.
• I hear voices in running fans.
• I want to invent a comb that combs out stupid thoughts when people use it.
• In the Philippines, walking around with both hands stuffed in your jacket pockets is considered a sign of arrogance. Doing that here, in the midst of a Montana winter, is necessary.
• Often, the most important missions are those we can’t justify financially.
• Within six months, I plan on swimming with whale sharks.
• I’m convinced that working hard always pays off at some point.
• The technology that got me into the fix rarely gets me out of it.
• You may want to look into what Botox is made from before having an injection.

—Mitchell Hegman