Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Friday, November 14, 2025

Reality-Based Solutions

Given the “reality-based” programs we tend to watch, Desiree and I now figure we are qualified to solve a murder with very little evidence. We can help you glean more gold from your paydirt. We can bake a cake with wings or legs. We can help you survive in the wild if you happen to end up out there, naked. And, given the ads focused on our demographic, we can prescribe the drug Skyrizi to battle your plaque psoriasis.

—Mitchell Hegman

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