Doggone it, folks here in the Philippines really care about me and my adulting ways. Just to prove it, they’ve carved out a section in the drug store just for me. It’s stocked with vitamins, herbal supplements, dietary products, and all manner of items devoted to adult health and general wellbeing.
Unfortunately, the section was noticeably short on Scotch and beer,
which required a workaround.
The
Adult Wellness Section
—Mitchell Hegman

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