Jennifer Aniston Nude—Click here!

This has been a test of your perversion response.  On a scale graduated from 1 to 10, where 10 is the maximum, you have achieved a 9.  Your rating of 9 resulted from your willingness to be enticed to click on a lead without suggestive photographs included.   To score a perfect 10, you would need to be the talk show host Howard Stern.

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--Mitchell Hegman

The Line

I believe that yesterday morning I crossed one of those lines you always hear about.  You know, when someone says, “Whoa, dude, I think you just crossed the line!”

Okay, here is the deal.  Straight up.  No frills.

Yesterday morning, I took my laptop computer into the bathroom with me so that I might continue emailing and catching up on news as I...well…I shall spare you most details, other than to say that Steve Jobs having a conversation with Bill Gates on YouTube might play better in the living room or den while you are not under any form of duress.

Dude, I think I crossed the line.

--Mitchell Hegman

Lightplay

Today I am posting another abstract photograph of the lightplay on the curtains in the spare bedroom of my house.  I have taken dozens upon dozens of photographs of the curtains over the years.  The curtains have become one of my favorite subjects.

--Mitchell Hegman

One Thing

In the battle squaring the environment against bank accounts, only one thing is certain—banks offer quarterly interest.

--Mitchell Hegman

I Have 68 Friends

According to Facebook, I have precisely 68 friends.  Actually, I am not sure that is accurate, either.  Should I count my girlfriend?  What about family?

If girlfriends can be counted when they are hot-looking, way intelligent and obsessed with dancing…then I shall count mine.  Family is in as well—just because I want to.   So far as I am concerned, everyone counts.

My count remains at 68.

I have had three people unfriend me.  I think one of them thought I was somebody else—Mel Gibson, perhaps.  Another was a “friend collector.”  Friend collectors send out zillions of friend requests and have races with other friend collectors to see who gets the most friends by a certain date.  I didn’t mind about that.  If I remember correctly, she was my tenth friend.  Sometimes, just being there is good enough.

The third person to unfriend me got mad for some reason.  I am sorry about that one.

Some people I know have, literally, thousands of friends.   Not me.  I am content with my 68 good friends.      

—Mitchell Hegman

Digital Clock

I wake to blue-black darkness and glance at the digital clock beside my bed.  The clock reads eleven-eighty-one.

I blink, rub my eyes, and look at the clock a second time.

Eleven-eighty-one.

I always knew that my life would someday come to this.

---Mitchell Hegman

Small Business

Working for a small, well-organized business has its advantages, although working for a small, well-organized business is not one of them.

--Mitchell Hegman