According to Facebook, I have precisely 68
friends. Actually, I am not sure that is
accurate, either. Should I count my
girlfriend? What about family?
If girlfriends can be counted when they are
hot-looking, way intelligent and obsessed with dancing…then I shall count mine. Family is in as well—just because I want to. So far as I am concerned, everyone counts.
My count remains at 68.
I have had three people unfriend me. I think one of them thought I was somebody
else—Mel Gibson, perhaps. Another was a
“friend collector.” Friend collectors
send out zillions of friend requests and have races with other friend
collectors to see who gets the most friends by a certain date. I didn’t mind about that. If I remember correctly, she was my tenth
friend. Sometimes, just being there is
good enough.
The third person to unfriend me got mad for some
reason. I am sorry about that one.
Some people I know have, literally, thousands of
friends. Not me. I am content with my 68 good friends.
—Mitchell
Hegman
Even if I don't have as many friends as you do and have only one, I'd be happy as long as he/she is my true best friend.
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