Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Saturday, December 7, 2019

Strange Rider


Something unusual occurred yesterday on my drive into town for a few groceries.  No more than two minutes from my house, as soon I turned onto our primary access road, I saw a man slowly limping down the road, heading in the same direction as me.  He wore a gray hoodie with the hood pulled up.  His limp was pronounced.
You don’t see people limping around out where I live.  I am in a remote area.  Remote enough that people come out here hunting deer.  Remote enough that ranchers raise cattle and horses around me.  And we are talking about a cold and frosty December morning here.   
I pulled up alongside the man and stopped when he was even with my passenger door.  I rolled down the window.  “You just out for a walk?” I asked.
The man turned toward me.  He was filthy.  Unshaven.  Maybe thirty years old. “Ummm…no,” he said, “I’m heading out.”
“Out?”
“Yeah.  I’m leaving.”
“What’s going on?  What are you doing out here?”
“I was out here drinking with friends last night.  I woke up this morning and it was just me.”
“You were at a house out here someplace?”
“No.  Not a house.  Just out here.  Driving around and drinking last night.”
I had been assessing him.  He displayed no aggressive tendencies.  If anything, he struck me as timid, confused, and cold.  I pressed the unlock button for the passenger door.  “Okay, climb in.  I’ll give you a ride someplace.”
I immediately noticed three things when the man climbed inside the cab of my truck.  One, he had a knee high rubber boot on his right foot, but his left foot was bare—not even a sock.  Two, he stank of…just…stank.  Three, he clutched a beat-up cellphone in his right hand.
I started driving again.  “Did you have a fire last night?”
“No.”
“Man, it was pretty cold out there.”
“I was dressed for it,” he said.
“Other than the missing boot.”
“Yeah.  I don’t know about that.”
“Where do you need to go?”
My disheveled passenger thought for a while.  For too long, actually.  “Maybe Sierra Road,” he finally suggested.
“Tell you what, I’ll take you to Bob’s Valley Market.”
“That would be great.”
As we drove the last of the dirt roads and then onto paved ones, I tried to mine information from passenger with conversation.  I never offered my name.  I didn’t ask for his.
He had a job as a roofer.  He lived for while in Missoula.  His brother lives here in Helena.  He didn’t have good luck with Samsung cellphones.  He worked concrete for a while.  Before that, he built roof trusses.  He liked the mountains.
As we drove on, talking, he fiddled with his phone.  Just as we neared Bob’s, the phone emitted a few tones and came to life.  He managed to send out two phone calls.  Nobody answered and he left no messages.
“Nobody there?” I asked.
“Nope.”  He watched the market approaching.  “Two girls I know,” he said, maybe thinking I would like to know that.
I pulled into the market and stopped in the middle of the lot.  “Well, here you go, sir.  Have a good rest of the day.”
He half-smiled, extended his somewhat filthy hand to me.  We shook hands. “Thank you, sir,” he said.
He got out.
I drove away.
I didn’t take time to be disturbed by any of it.
Maybe now would be the time for that.
—Mitchell Hegman

Friday, December 6, 2019

20 Pounds of Hungry and Whiny


I almost slept in this morning.  By “slept in” I mean sleeping until 5:00 AM or later.
I almost did that today.
Splash, my 20 pounds of housecat, made sure that didn’t happen.
Sometime during the wee hours of last night, Splash must have started feeling better.  I actually use two simple formulas to determine if my cat is feeling well:
1. Whiny = Normal
2. Hungry = Normal
At 4:39 AM, Splash started whining at my bedroom door.  Apparently, the thought occurred to him that he might drop a pound or two eating as little as he has over the last few days.
I think he panicked a little.
He whined incessantly and continued whining even as he led me into the kitchen where I store his canned food.
I had to feed him twice this morning.
Normal with a twist.
—Mitchell Hegman

Thursday, December 5, 2019

Down


You can’t ask a cat what’s going on.  Well, you can ask, but don’t expect an answer.
My problem here is that something is wrong with my 20 pounds of housecat.  He is sick.  I am not sure if he merely has a cat-cold, or something more serious has gripped him.
Honestly, I am thinking something more serious.
My cat has not eaten all of the food provided at any of his regular feedings for the last three days.  This is highly unusual.  Normally, he eats everything and then overturns the bowl in efforts to find a hidden morsel. 
“What’s up, Splash?” I asked him yesterday evening as he walked away from a half-eaten bowl of Fancy Feast salmon.
He didn’t answer of course.  He slowly sauntered off and crouched under the dining room table with his eyes shut.
I touched his nose to see if it felt warm—the way it would if he were fighting off a bug.
His nose felt cool.
The crouching is something, too.  I have seen that behavior in other cats.  Often, an ailing cat will seek out quiet corners where they can hunker in solitude.
He has been doing that.
The other morning I found Splash hunkering on the floor in my darkened master bathroom.  In the fourteen years he has lived here with me, I have never found him there.
Splash has become mostly inactive and his eyes are always shut.
He just looks…down.
—Mitchell Hegman

Wednesday, December 4, 2019

Someone is at the Door


I would be remiss if I did not follow-up on my blog from yesterday.  You know, the blog about Desiree and her three daughters hunkering down in her house, hoping a typhoon (hurricane for those of you from the others side of the creek in East Helena, Montana) would pass by them without inflicting serious harm.
Thankfully, they came through pretty well.  A good night of sleep was the only thing damaged.
The wind and rain woke everyone up at various points throughout the night.
Below, is my interpretation of what occurred at 2:00 AM:
Desiree and one of her girls wake during the worst of the storm.  A strong sustained wind is crying at the windows. There is a pounding at the screen door.
“Mom,” says the daughter, “someone is at the door!”
“I hear it,” says Desiree.  “I’ll go check.”
Desiree vanishes in slanting half-light.  The banging continues.  After a minute, Desiree returns.
The banging has not stopped.
“What’s going on?  Is someone still there?” asks Desiree’s daughter.
“Don’t worry, honey.  There is nobody there.  You can sleep again.  It’s only a typhoon at the door.”
—Mitchell Hegman

Tuesday, December 3, 2019

Waiting for Typhoon Kammuri to Pass


Typhoons are the Northwest Pacific Ocean’s version of our hurricanes.  In the South Pacific and Indian Ocean, the more generic term tropical cyclone is used for these storms.   Though all are in technical terms tropical cyclone events, differences exist.
Hurricanes churn from the Atlantic Ocean embracing winds rotating in a counterclockwise direction.
Typhoons rotate clockwise.
Typhoons also tend to be bigger and badder than hurricanes.  This is because typhoons are spawned from warmer ocean water.  Warm water is a key ingredient in building such storms.  Warmer water feeds more energy into the storms.
I am particularly interested in this subject because my girl, Desiree, is currently hunkered down in a house being thrashed by Typhoon Kammuri (called Tisoy in the Philippines).
Desiree lives on the Philippine island of Luzon—the largest and most populous island in the chain.  Typhoon Kammuri approached the island as a Category 4 storm.  The storm was clocking sustained winds of 130 mph when the first bands reached landfall.  The eye of the typhoon is passing over the southern portion of the island of Luzon.
When I went to bed last night (Monday night), Desiree was just starting her Tuesday morning.  More importantly, the strongest bands were expected to lash at Manila, where she lives, at about my normal wake-up time.  Now, in other words.
I woke at 4:12 this morning, rolled out of bed, and tried to contact Desiree.
Dead silence in return on my first contact.
After waiting a few more minutes, I tried again.
Contact.
The storm is grasping at Desiree, but has weakened in the last few hours.  So far so good.  But I don’t like sitting here thousands of miles away, waiting, not knowing.
In a word: frustrating.
Desiree and I have developed a text response for times when we want to show our frustration.  I will share that with you now:
“Aayyyy!”
—Mitchell Hegman

Monday, December 2, 2019

Whiskey in the Jar

My favorite cover an old Irish folk song…with apologies to Metallica.
—Mitchell Hegman
Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyQ-tScuzwM  

Sunday, December 1, 2019

Confusing Texts


I ran across a story with the following headline “Mysterious wave of texts leave Americans extremely confused.”
My immediate thought was to check my phone to see if I had accidentally sent a text to “Americans.”  Between autocorrect and my being all thumbs, I commonly send unintelligible messages.
Not me this time.
Turns out the article described events that occurred early last month.
Apparently, a system update to some mobile phones installed a technical glitch which caused phones to launch random text messages.  The messages were often only cryptic fragments and totally out of context.  Some were from conversations that had taken place many months prior to the occurrence of the glitch.
In one case a woman in California received a message from an ex with whom she had experienced a nasty breakup.  Her ex also received a message from her.
Another woman from Oregon woke at 5 AM to a text that that simple said “omg.”
In a few cases, the random texts reignited relationships.
I am just glad my phone did not receive the weird update.  I don’t need any help in confusing my contacts.
—Mitchell Hegman
Source: sky news