For the purposes of the rest of my life, the term
“investments” shall include tea cups,
18 year old Glenlivet Scotch, and small kittens. Investments shall exclude any monies related to banking or the stock market.
From now on, I am investing in happiness.
--Mitchell Hegman
I've always proudly invested in the bank of nice scotch and Israeli firearms.
ReplyDeleteThat is pretty good diversity, which is always recommended.
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