Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Advice in Addition to “Never Run With Scissors in Your Hand”


-- Never force-feed your pet grizzly bear.
-- Always remove your ice skates before driving.
-- Don’t borrow more money than your spouse can afford to repay.
--Never use a 100 foot bungee cord on a 75 foot jump.
--A wise man does not hire a demolitions expert whose motto is: If a little is good a lot is better!

--Mitchell Hegman

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