Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Five Things Not to Say in a Quiet Elevator Filled with Strangers


—Guess what?  I just committed my first murder.
—I was called here to work on this elevator…please tell me that nobody punched any buttons that go beyond the third floor.
—Well, I hope all of you are immune to contagious diseases?
—My family has this curse where we perish in freakish elevator accidents.
—Is this the petting zoo?
--Mitchell Hegman

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