—I have never purposefully killed a butterfly. All apologies to houseflies.
—My fingernails are my own.
—I know how to fold towels in a pretty way.
—I am capable of counting to one-hundred.
—I pre-wash dishes before stacking them in the
dishwasher.
—I am not judgmental.
—Most of my family can almost count to one-hundred.
—My conscience may not be clear in a technical sense,
but my memory is poor enough that I don’t recall being a horrible person.
--Mitchell
Hegman
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