Naked Shark Repo Man

Last night I watched Naked and Afraid on the Discovery Channel.  The show is a survival challenge.   The twist on Naked and Afraid, however, is that two strangers—a survivalist man and a survivalist woman—are plunked down in various landscapes and must work together to survive.  And it is not always easy.  In one episode, as example, a man sunburned his winky.

Devastating.  The man nearly removed himself from the challenge.

I got to thinking that the Discovery might be able to spice up their existing stock of programs by adding a similar twist to the lineup.  Imagine these shows:

The Nakedness Catch

Naked Shark Repo Man

Naked  Really Dirty Jobs

Fast n’ Loud n’ Naked

If you are listening, Discovery Channel, I have my remote in my hand right now.

--Mitchell Hegman