—Have you ever mistakenly used flooring material
on the ceiling?
— Has any law enforcement agency ever looked under
your concrete pads in a search for human remains?
—Do you measure in eighths and quarters or do you
measure by little marks and medium-sized following the numbers?
—Have you ever, in a fit of rage, air-nailed a
coworker to the framing of a wall?
—Between all of the workers on your crew, do you
have enough fingers left to count to ten?
— Has any law enforcement agency discovered human remains under any of your freshly poured concrete pads?
—Oh, yes, and did you mistakenly add an extra zero
to the end of your estimate?
--Mitchell
Hegman
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