Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

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Sunday, July 26, 2015

Eight Essential Questions to Ask a New Acquaintance


1.  How often do you enter a room or public venue and hope that nobody notices you?

2.  Are you capable of driving by a field occupied by a flock of sheep without making a remark about the sheep to other people in the car?

3.  Do you consciously buy slip-on shoes just because tying shoes is too much work?

4.  Which of the following two items do you tend to purchase more compulsively: toilet paper or ammunition?

5.  Do you recall the last time you saw your parents kiss?

6.  How often do you enter a room or public venue and hope that everyone notices you?

7.  If someone suddenly blurted “something wicked this way comes,” what is the first thought that might enter your mind?

8.  Do you presently own any sheep?

--Mitchell Hegman

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