Today we gather at the
corner of First and Main.
As a social experiment,
the city has decided to randomly capture people in nets and relocate them to different
neighborhoods. Details can be found in a
pamphlet we will be handing out a bit later.
The Parks Department is
pleased to announce that they have received a private grant to construct a
bounce park for pet turtles.
The police department
reports that little Francine, the girl who beat cancer, has stolen the heart of
the city.
A reminder as we approach
the heat of summer: Water is awesome!
Finally, starting next
Tuesday, anyone named Hank shall be referred to as “the person formerly known
as Hank.”
--Mitchell
Hegman
Can you capture and relocate me to Las Vegas....or Boulder City?
ReplyDeleteAnything is possible!
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