1. Launching fireworks
from any point on the human body (see YouTube example videos).
2. Hand-carrying a fully clawed
housecat out into the snow without wearing ice hockey goalie protective gear.
3. Forming stronger
alliances with your own thoughts than those you have formed with loved ones around you.
4. Guessing which eggs
are hardboiled.
5. Using dish soap in the
clothes washer. (I did this once. Only
once. Again: YouTube.)
6. Motorcycle jumps.
7. Trying to cut back on
coffee consumption.
8. Interpreting anything said
by Ozzy Osbourne in real time.
--Mitchell
Hegman
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