Somebody came up with a
clever idea for idiots such as me. The
idea is this: pairs of socks marked with “R” for the right foot and “L” for the
left foot. With such socks, no matter your
level of dress dysfunction (mine is severe), you should not be able to
screw-up.
First, if you pair socks with
letters embossed on them you will have matching socks by default. Additionally, you will have the added benefit
of a proper left and right fit.
Well, in theory, that is.
Sadly, left and right
feet have met their mis-match in me…
I give you, as exhibit
number one, a photograph of my feet after I finished dressing this morning.
--Mitchell Hegman
It's summer. You have to wear socks?
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