You know you’re in a car
in Montana if:
—You
find a roll of toilet paper is in the glove box.
—The
rattling under the seat is caused by a can of bear spray.
—The
car has not been washed in four months.
—The
firearms are not concealed.
—You
are traveling on a highway but have not passed a car going the other direction
for fifteen minutes.
—Either
mountains or sky fill the review mirror.
—You
can’t read the bumper sticker on the truck in front of you because the sticker
is too weathered and abused.
--Mitchell Hegman
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