Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Friday, February 9, 2018

Wound a Little Tight


Following are indicators that you may be wound a little tight:
—You have maintained a running tally of the number of times you have rolled “snake eyes” on dice since you were seven years old. 
—Your sock drawer has numbered dividers within it.
—You are so insistent about the pronunciation of the word “foyer,” you have an audio file of the French pronunciation stored on your phone.
—You don’t have a junk drawer in your kitchen.
-- Mitchell Hegman 

2 comments:

  1. Or you freak out when you see a drop of water on the kitchen counter.

    Or you need to be in bed at the exact same time each night.

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