The Reason

The common adage is this: There is a reason for everything.  While most adages may be more clever than accurate, I think this one holds true for the most part.  Yesterday, for example, I proved (once again) that I can be judged an idiot by what I say.  While talking about that girl’s identical twin sisters and their similar habits regarding how they respond to phone calls, I said this: “They are so much alike.”

--Mitchell Hegman