Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Friday, August 3, 2018

What do you call a Gathering of More than 20 Pounds of Housecat?


A gathering of crows: a conspiracy.
A gathering of lions: a pride.
A gathering of blackbirds: a murder.
A gathering of rabbits: a colony.
A gathering of zebras: a dazzle.
A gathering of owls: a parliament.
A gathering of elephants: a memory.
A gathering of cormorants: a gulp.
A gathering of more than 20 pounds of housecat: a catastrophe?
--Mitchell Hegman
NOTE: In recent years, Americans have referred to a gathering of baboons as a congress.   A deeper look reveals they are correctly called a troop.

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