A Notable First Date

I once had a discussion with a woman about her misadventures in dating men she had encountered on a dating site.  Her most notable first date was with a man who picked her up on a Saturday morning in a clunker pickup and took her to a backyard small engine repair shop to browse through used lawnmowers.

“Geez, I wish I had thought of that one.” I said.  “Was there a second date?”

“There was not even a second half of the first date.”

—Mitchell Hegman