Your Sex Robot is Safe

I have been seeking some form of good news in the face of the grim pandemic we are all facing.

I finally found something.

I freely admit, my “find” may not be appealing to everyone, but at least it is something.

Here it is: RealDoll, the US manufacturer of sex robots (yes, we still make some stuff here), has sent out an announcement to the masses of people social distancing in an effort to cease the spread of Covid-19.

Sex with RealDoll robots will not only help pass time—such activity is safe.  According to a company statement: "All RealDolls are made from Platinum Grade Silicone and are naturally antibacterial and nonporous.”

And the dolls offer additional benefits:  "We blink, we move, we speak, and we do it all just for you. Our faces can easily be swapped to accommodate your desires.”

American ingenuity and safety brought together in troubling times.

—Mitchell Hegman

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