I understand why Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) has eyebrows. But for the rest of us, they just sit there.
My eyebrows have gotten downright
squirrelly over the years. The hairs
have seemingly cross-bred with corkscrews.
They twist out in all directions.
And, somewhere in more recent years, a single (long and conspicuous)
hair has appeared smack in the middle of the space between my eyebrows.
This solitary hair is like a
unicorn’s horn. It grows long and
straight, and grows remarkably fast. I am
forced to regularly snip this hair.
If you get all sciencey and google
the reason for having eyebrows, you will find they are a sort of mini-visor intended
to prevent moisture from running down into your eyes.
Fine.
What’s the purpose of a unicorn
hair?
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