In local news:
Ukraine is now local to everywhere
on the planet.
I saw a chipmunk (they sort-of hibernate)
and a housefly scuttling about on my deck yesterday afternoon. This morning?
Snow.
I finally wiped nose
prints from my 20 pounds of housecat off the glass at my back door.
The last episode of 90 Day
Fiancé I watched featured a bride-to-be pleading for a boob job rather than a
fancy wedding dress.
In closing, I think the dust
bunnies in my laundry room have been mating and producing offspring. This is worthy of a little scientific study,
or, at a minimum, worthy of a little cleaning.
—Mitchell Hegman
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