- My croquette game is outstanding.
- Had I been Patrick Henry, the quote would be: “Give me lemons or give me death!”
- I am the inspiration for the phrase “operator error.”
- Ripe mangos make me happy.
- I silently think the same things president Biden says aloud about Vladimir Putin.
- I mispronounced the word “rotisserie” until in my late thirties.
- I am sometimes willing to do something wrong just to be done with it.
—Mitchell Hegman
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