Montana Logic

• No town is too small to sponsor a rodeo.
• If two routes take you to the same place, take the one with a bar along the way.
• It’s never the wrong time of year to take along a jacket.
• Running out of beer when camping isn’t careless, it’s criminal.
• You’re not someone until you’ve earned a nickname.
• If snow if falling sideways, it’s a blizzard.
• It’s a “crick” not a “creek.”

—Mitchell Hegman