On the Other Hand

• Age is just a number in the same way a grizzly bear is just another cute animal.
• For every thirteen grasshoppers that fly away from you, one will fly directly into your face.
• Country living boils down to this simple choice: Do you want deer or do you want flowers in your yard?
• A refrigerator stocked with beer is at least fifty percent correct.
• In Montana, out-of-state license plates are always out of style.

—Mitchell Hegman